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Jamie: So he was trying to find the source of what told the body to create the electrical signals that made life. He’s still resting his fingertips on the table.
Erik: Did you find what you were looking for?
Jack the Ripper: No, I did not.
Me: Okay,. When you crossed over, what was your life review like, and what epiphanies did you have, if any?
(I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes!)
Jack the Ripper: You must understand that I only took the lowest of lives. I never sacrificed anyone who was a viable—
(Is someone making excuses?)
Jamie (sheepishly, to John the Ripper.): I don’t know that word.
Jamie: The guy’s intelligent! He’s not a freak. Um, he likes to use big, fat words, and I’m lost!
(I beg to differ on the freak part, but I guess even serial killers need love and understanding. Do they?)
Jamie: He did not take people who were viable to society that would make society grow.
Jack the Ripper: You must understand that when it came to my time to do my life review, I was very pleased with my work and my discovery. My deepest disappointment was that what I discovered was not published in the proper way for other people to learn about how the human body functions.
Me: Well, would you like us to publish it for you?
Erik: You actually were able to publish things?
Jack the Ripper: Yes, through other people.
Erik: So other people knew you were doing what you were doing?
John the Ripper. (turning to Erik): No, I was able to disguise it underneath my medical profession as if I stumbled across these discoveries, when really it was my nighttime career.
Me: Ah! Moonlighting!
Jamie: Did anyone find out?
Jack the Ripper: Nobody ever knew.
Me: Yeah, I did not know that! So, moonlighting as you did, are you saying that you’re publishing these things now from the afterlife as a muse for other scientific writers or did you publish them when you were alive?
Jack the Ripper: While I was alive.
Me: Okay. Would you like us to publish your findings? Would you like to share what you found with the world?
Jack the Ripper: Science has already preceded my knowledge of what I discovered about the human body while I was on earth. The work I do now—
Me: Mm hm?
Jamie (squeamishly): Aw, he’s showing me these creepy pictures, um, people with their skins taken off.
Me: Oh, no! Oof! Tell him to please stop.
Jamie (puzzled): He’s talking about it being related solely to science.
Me: Mm, hm.
Jamie: The-the-the Bodies Exhibit guy!
Me: Oh, yes. That guy. I can’t remember his name, but yeah.
Jamie: He’s not American; he’s foreign.
Me: Yeah. I don’t know. (Although I went to the exhibit in Las Vegas!) Russian or something? I don’t know.
Jack the Ripper: I work with that man.
Me: Oh, okay! Interesting.
(I discover later that the creator of Body Worlds is Gunther von Hagens, but I believe there are more than one such exhibits, including one overseen, conducted and marketed by the Chinese government.)
Jack the Ripper: It’s the intrigue for the physical body, It’s the passion; it’s the drive for knowledge of how things work and how they look.
Here are some lovely photos that you’re most welcome to use on your Christmas cards this year. Hope you didn’t eat breakfast yet. Talk about a great diet plan. Put on of these on the fridge.