Toeprints

ST = substitute teacher C = The Committee and Erik

ST:       Erik, we had some interesting palm and fingerprint information yesterday, didn’t we?

Erik:     [puffing on a cigar] Yup.

ST:       What about toes?

Erik:     Like when they take footprints of babies?

ST:       Yeah, I remember when they did it for my kids; before that, I’d never heard of it.

Erik:     Burglars don’t take their shoes off, so it never got “traction” with the cops.

ST:       Back to the jokes?

Erik:     Two gloves go into a bar; one says “I just can’t get a grip…gimme a hand.”

ST:       Oh no….

Erik:     There’s the same thing going on with feet as with hands.

ST:       It would be a lot more…….”aromatic” to use toeprints.

Erik:     That, too. But I’ll give it a try!

ST:       Give what a try?

Erik:     Pranking people with foot fragrance…..Eau d’Workboot…it’ll sell like…..perfume!

ST:       Could toeprints reveal the same things as fingerprints?

Erik:     More, ‘cause they’re bigger.

ST:       They match up the same and everybody’s are unique to them, right?

Erik:     Yes and they’d work like palm reading if they were studied more, but you know how some cultures consider foot bottoms “below” their dignity, you know, just like their…

ST:       Erik, I can’t say that… [CENSORED] (Use your imaginations…..gently, please)…OK, so skipping along here, you say reading footprints would give life information also?

Erik:     Almost everything, ‘cause the life plan you make is reflected in your life….sounds kinda dumb, duh…but just like handwriting tells what’s going on right about now with somebody, all the physical patterns of your plan show through, too.

ST:       Why do fingerprints and toeprints look the way they do and why are they on hands and feet but only there? Like why not on your elbow? Back of your neck?

Erik:     Or on your [CENSORED] ?  

ST:       Why would you have it there, of all places?

Erik:     (blows out a long stream of cigar smoke…) ‘Cause some people are always ridin’ other people’s [CENSORED]. The hands and feet are what touch the world, the physical touch is one of the most important reasons you’re there…it’s how you can relate and interact with other people the best sometimes. So the prints kinda like program the other people; like barcodes.

ST:       What about feet? When we touch other people with our feet, it’s usually bad….isn’t it?

Erik:     Yeah, if you want it to be…but what about, like, foot fetishes? Those are for pleasure, aren’t they.

ST:       Well….yeah. They are.

Erik:     [John Wayne voice] There ya go, pardner.

ST:       Playing footsie, too?

Erik:     Yup.

ST:       When did you start smoking cigars?

Erik:     Next year.

ST:       Huh?

Erik:     2013

ST:       No time but on Earth, right?

Erik:     You usually ask The Committee questions, but I got a list here so I’m gonna ask a few, sit back, dude. (Erik pulls a balled up piece of paper from his pocket, opens it up to its wrinkled appearance, blows on it and it smooths out like a brand new sheet) OK….ahem. Steamy Committee, what I’d like to know, so y’all can tell my big cyber family here, is why cigar smoke can smell and taste so good for some people, so unpleasant for others and be so bad but so good, at the same time.

C:         Aromas, tastes, smells and flavors could be called the mortar of human existence. There are many things you encounter and these things link to Earth memory and sensation. The body is designed to use them as a trigger.

ST:       Why is that important?

C:         The physical sensations of Earth existence are most important; they create the feeling of finality. Without this sensation, Earth time – to describe things as you see them – would be less intense and have less good effect.

ST:       Erik’s comment about interface; is that a real effect?

Erik:     Hey man, who’s asking the questions here?!?  No, seriously, go ahead..it’s good. (Erik grins and takes another long pull on his stogie)

C:         Yes; the electromagnetic energy of the universe surrounds you all, and is called an aura in some of your languages. This energy transmits when you touch, often better than any other way. This is why attack and caress both create such strong sensation, but the positive is far stronger.

ST:       The positive outweighs the negative?

C:         As they relate to human physical touch, yes, very much so. As it is in Heaven.

ST:       Please expand.

C:         Positive thoughts, ideas, intents and attitudes always subjugate and diminish the negative and this changes not on Earth.

ST:       Why is there so much negativity on Earth?

C:         There is not; it is what you see and choose to see.

ST:       Like newspapers that always have bad news…..they don’t print good news too often.

Erik:     Course not; which of these headlines do you read first: “Federal police attend charity ball and clean up empty lot afterwards” or “Federal police officers bust drug and weapons gang inside own ranks” ?? ‘ Do you even read both?   ‘Nuff said.

C:         The emphasis and focus on what you deem negative is your choice. It does not prevail, not at all. There is far more good, it is simply not spread as newsworthy.

ST:       In Heaven, in our home where you are, how does news get around?

C:         The press is the human delay mechanism, created within the time illusion. As your use of technology speeds this process, so you all approach your true home, a more real example of what things are like. The content of the news you will change and soon this will begin to change in ways unexpected until now.

ST:       What’s the surprise coming?

Erik:     Cigar ads on TV! Booze in the bassinet; cigarettes for the cynical!

C:         There will be a renewed understanding on Earth of current emphasis on materials, objects and substances as skewed and often erroneous. There is no limit on damage to be done; popular activities made illegal by human Earth standards are reactions, not solutions. The effects of your creations are your choices; choose differently, seek not to impose your choice. This will be more common.

ST:       Classic Libertarian thinking.

C:         Your Earth term of this philosophy presents benefit and detriment; taken extremely, it disassembles humanity from an ideal gathering. Your toe prints and fingerprints would not have so much opportunity to interact if all were mostly separate. You did not go to Earth to be cabin dwellers, not at this time; yet you live in close proximity without knowing much of anything of your neighbors. This is also an effect of leaving one another, not of the philosophy of Libertarian but of society’s concerns for illusions. Illusions to be altered.

ST:       So when we shake hands we are transmitting information?

Erik:     File dump.

ST:       Really?

Erik:     Brain download makes computers like molasses.

ST:       We don’t seem to notice this; at least I don’t.

Erik:     You don’t notice a virus either; you feel its effects, for sure.

ST:       Human physical contact is good?

C:         Always; this is always beneficial. Hold another’s hands in yours and this is love. Rub your friend’s feet to caress their soul. All contact made with good desire is beneficial. Observe animals.

ST:       What’s up for tomorrow, we go to a bar, Erik?

Erik:     Haven’t decided…maybe a healthy  “jews bar”….

ST:       Triple wonk…..

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