The Substitute Teacher needed a substitute for yesterday’s entry, but alas, Psychic Hotline wasn’t answering. Sorry Elisa and sorry to the folks waiting for something; at least it wasn’t an earthquake or a hurricane.

 ST = substitute teacher C = The Committee and Erik

ST:       We all believe we know what our thoughts are; and we know what we believe we hear. Spiritual communication, however, involves thoughts mixed in with the mental chatter?  Mixed into the soup, lost in the crowd. Esteemed Committee, can you explain?

Erik:     Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

ST:       Comedy routine today?

Erik:     Two thoughts walk into a bar. One says “I was just thinking….”

ST:       Here you go Erik, a wet noodle.

Erik:     I pull this all the time; I inject thoughts into things all the time; my Heaven nickname should be Dr. Syringe.

ST:       Your mother would just love that, I’m so sure.

Erik:     Two hypodermics walk into a pub to watch the cup finals. One of ‘em says “I have some skin in this game….”  

ST:       Erik, this is supposed to be serious…

Erik:    I am serious, serious about clowning around. Life’s a bitch and it wears a collar and barks. The veterinarian said so.

ST:       You’re not going to let The Committee speak.

Erik:     [Darth Vader voice]   I am The Committee…

ST:       How’d you do that?!?!?   That Vader Voice??    Pretty damned good, dude!

Erik:     It’s called molecular manipulation; like masturbation, life’s all about manipulation.

ST:       Isn’t it time for your nap now?

Erik:     There’s no time here! Ha ha ha…so we have time for nothing and everything. Plus, The Committee likes this. (Erik just made me type “pus”) Yes, I did that ‘cause life is a series of zits; just one big, ongoing squeeze…

ST:       Got any political jokes?

Erik:     You mean, like jokes about a joke?

ST:       You’re rolling on today pretty good….

Erik:     OK, I’ll start off with the answer……like the science part. The sounds and the ears and the nerve signals go to the place where they get processed into words….if you listen to a language you can’t understand, that’s like non-processing. Like tossing trash out the kitchen window; it just stops there. After you build a database of sounds and meanings, you learn to disagree with people everywhere. So cool, huh? Well, when we speak to y’all from Heaven [yes, he said ‘y’all” folks and he’s wearing a western hat as he says it] we insert the database bytes and bits and activate ‘em.

C:         This is a good description; we can say your ability to communicate does not become modified, altered or amended; you continue it within the overlay of the human body. The brain’s connections to what are known as senses conduct the information; physical irregularities can cause what appear to be disorders but often the appearance of such differences is not an irregularity; it is a unique fit, engagement or connection between your mind as it truly and naturally operates and the body it manipulates.

Erik:     See what I said? Mental masturbation!

ST:       Down boy….good doggie.

C:       The thought energy of natural communication flows though physical matter and only stops to manipulate it as necessary. Your inner thoughts function as always; the physical body is the tool, equipment or machine. It is not the operator. Thus your thoughts and communication without use of this human bodily machinery operate as always.

ST:       So why the confusion?

C:        Habit and practice of physical interpretation; we take you and anyone multilingual; do you think in one language or another? No; this you do not do. You will recall your dreams contain many examples of a language and person you both know mixed. When awake, you understand this person cannot speak such language; only you. In the dream, there is not a physical overlay to impede the combination.

ST:       Could we say a person with a disorder is resisting the overlay?

C:         Yes; as you shall recall our mention of hyperactivity or autistic; these characteristics are largely a challenge of congruence. The advance of the mind oversteps the cerebral drag and causes overspeed or a rejection of the high speed, the overvolume.

ST:       So our own thoughts are distinct from spiritual communication how?

C:       They are not different; they are run though a different conduit, arriving and entering through these physical portals.

ST:       So how do we distinguish?

C:         Practice; just as any skill might be acquired, there must be a reset of the cerebral process. This the learning you all know so well. Your existence when awake uses your body’s inputs, outputs and data stores almost exclusively. What communications we deliver are inserted into this process at the level of database. We draw your eyes back to the word “almost” as this important it is, very much. You have intuition and sensing and many of you are naturally talented at this, possessing of skill. It is how animals communicate with much ease. You do this also and can expand it. This ability will generally expand for all humans.

ST:       OK, let’s have a practical example. A person is sitting down….

Erik:     You can think all sorts of bullshit standing up, too. Just sayin’.            

ST:       Thank you, Erik….let’s all stand and think some bullshit, like the world hates me…no, seriously. A person is sitting or standing…

Erik:     Or flying….don’t discriminate negatively against pilots; be inclusive!

ST:       ….a person is existing in a flying, standing or sitting configuration and thinks about the trees and grass all around. S/he wants to know why the trees grew in one spot but left another place open where grass prevails. S/he knows this place has not been farmed or built or changed by humans and appears as nature made it, but wants to know why. How might this person know if the thoughts s/he might get are her own or provided?

C:         Follow the process in steps; think about the question and wait a moment. The length of the moment is what you feel at ease considering to be a moment.

Erik:     There’s that moment in time….

C:        Yes. Precisely. Thank you, Erik. (Today Erik keeps making me type “Etrick” and says “Erik trick”)  Think of the question, look at the place or remember what you saw, or if you read about such a place, recall what you read. The reading produces an image; all who have read books know this. Have you considered why books are better than the movie made from them? As you did read the book, your Guardian Guides and Angels supplied you with the images you recall. If you have this memory, we can say with certainty, your impressions of any scenes contained in a book are “channeling”.

ST:       OK, so we’ve thought of our question, considered its environment or setting and now what?

C:         First, wait for an impression…an idea that strikes you. A thought, a fact or a detail comes to you. In this example of trees and grass, think of wind blowing seeds. Pine cones or acorns or winged maple seeds that fell upon the ground around the time strong storms might have washed or blown them away, at a time the season was ideal. The weather might then have become too warm or cool and these seeds did not germinate. It is easy to see your thoughts on this as being an analysis based upon your knowledge or study or forests; it can be this, certainly. Yet it can also be a communication from your Guardian and Guide(s).

ST:       OK, I’m there so far…so how would any person know the difference?

C:         Listen to your feeling; feel what you are thinking. This will identify it for you. The more this is done in small steps, the easier you shall know the steps and the bigger and faster they will be climbed.

ST:       Erik, last words?

Erik:     Nope, I did my damage quota.

ST:       Committee, my thanks as always.

C:         Our pleasure; our honor. Be well and carry on, all of you!