Remember I promised more information about the Clintonville booms? You ask; Erik delivers:

Me: Okay, one more question. Clintonville, Wisconsin. These “boom, boom, booms” that they’re hearing. What’s that about?

Jamie: They’re hearing boom, boom, boom?

Me: Yeah. Big booms. Do you know anything about it, Erik?

(Pause)

Jamie: Mm, somebody else is here.

(Long pause)

Jamie: I have NO idea who this guy is. He’s in a tan suit and jacket. Tan shirt, tan pants. He’s just tan.

(Very long pause as Jamie listens to Mr. Tan Man speak.)

Jamie: Okay. That’s kind of weird. So, he’s explaining that the sounds are actually not coming from the Earth. They’re—okay, you know how the sound, um, sorry. Hold on.

(Pause)

Jamie: I was going to go with my words and he got all tore up about it.

Me (in jest): Jamie! Don’t hurt his feelings.

Jamie (chuckling): I know! I stepped out of line! The sound barrier was broken. This is where you kind of pop through dimensions. He’s relating it to an alien force, not a government force.

Me: Oh! Okay.

Jamie: But I guess people are thinking that it’s coming from in the ground, like caves. He’s saying that it’s not coming from the Earth, but it can cause other things to happen in the Earth like earthquakes. So, I’m wondering if the work is done underground, but it’s not coming from the Earth earth.

Me: So, some interdimensional breaking of the sound barrier. Is that what he’s saying or is it breaking the interdimensional barrier.

Jamie: Yes, yes, yes.

Me: Okay, so who is he? And who is his tailor?

Jamie (laughing): Seriously! He reminds me of one of the Men in Black, but he’s a Man in Tan.

Me: Nice rhyme.

Jamie: I don’t know who he is. He’s gone.

Me: Oh, alright. Erik, are you ready to interview our next celebrity?

Jamie (giggling): He just changed into something nice.

Jamie (to Erik): Are you inviting someone nice today?