I decided to proceed with an occasional celebrity interview here and there. I can’t wait to post the JFK interview we did yesterday! It. Was. Awesome. But for now, we’ll listen to the not so verbose Joan of Arc. It was like pulling eye teeth to get anything out of this lady. Just an FYI, I wouldn’t invite her to your next big bash. Sorry Joan, but really. Lighten up a little!

Me: Let’s bring in Joan of Arc, Erik. Or you can choose another person if you want.

Jamie: Um, Erik says he’s game.

Me: Okay. Joan of Arc?

Jamie: He’s gone.

(Pause)

Jamie: And it’s Joan of Arc.

Me: Hello Miss, uh, Arc. Oops. I did the same thing to Jack the Ripper. Sorry.

Jamie: What did you do?

Me: I don’t know her last name, so I accidentally called her Miss Arc!

Jamie: Mr. Ripper. I remember!

Me: When we get to John the Baptist, I know I’m going to mess up and call him Mr. Baptist.

Jamie laughs.

Jamie: She’s very plain. She’s got like a reddish tone in her hair.

Me: Oh, okay.

Jamie: It’s not straight; it has some wave to it. It’s all one length. It’s pulled back, but she’s a bit of a rebel, because I don’t see her in a dress. She’s not—

Me: What is she wearing? Is her hair long or short?           

Jamie: She’s showing her hair as long, and it’s tethered in a low ponytail. It looks like it’s wrapped  in leather. She’s wearing long sleeves and pants and these leather wrapped boots with ties.  She has a vest on that’s tight to her physique.  She’s not very tall; she’s not big.

Me: Okay. What was your spiritual mission here on Earth, Joan?

Jamie: She mentions her name and it sounds French like Jeanne

Joan: I was convinced that I was a messenger of God. I spoke with the angels and God directly. His voice would come down to me. I could hear it all around me outside my head and inside my head.

Me: Hm.

Joan: I didn’t hear these voices as a little girl. One day these came to me after I had an accident.

Me: Oh! Did you hit your head? What happened?

Joan: Yes. I fell and hit my head.

Jamie: She kind of takes a long time to get to the point.

Me: Aw.

Jamie laughs.

Jamie (To Joan): Sorry.          

Me: Okay, so you fell and hit your head. So, looking from your perspective now, do you think those voices were from God, a spirit guide, your Higher Self, or some sort of auditory hallucination?

Jamie: It’s kind of weird. I know you just asked a question, but I really can’t tell you what it was right now. She has this way of, um, when you talk to her, everything else goes away.

Me’ That happened to you with Elvis, too.

Jamie: She’s saying her first visions were of the archangels.

Me: Were they visions or voices or both?

Jamie: She saw them and heard them.

Me: Okay.

Jamie: When she talked about it, it wasn’t accepted, but she knew that what she experienced was real.

Joan: Many people said that I was sick in my head, but I was not. I was not!

Me: Now that you’re in the afterlife, do you feel that was truly God, or do you think that was your Higher Self, or hallucinations or something else?

Joan: God. I was hearing God.

Me: But we are God.

Joan. Yes.

Me: Okay. I gotcha.So your Higher Self and the collective?

Joan: Yes.

Me: I see. So, back to your spiritual mission. What were you here to do?

Joan: I came here to right the wrongs of many people’s deaths; I knew I came to save lives from useless wars.

Me: Aw. Were you here to do anything for women’s rights?

Joan: No.

Me: What did you come here to learn and to teach?

Joan: I was here to teach others to stand up for what you see and for what you believe in.

Me: Yeah. Even if in means costing you your life?

Joan: Yes.

Joan: What were you here to learn?

Me: What were you here to learn?

Joan: How to set aside my personal desires to be a warrior for God.

Me: Okay. She’s not very loquacious, is she? Now, Joan, do you have any regrets?

(Long pause)

Joan: No.

Jamie: She took a long time to answer. It’s like she was really going through it.

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I promise tomorrow Joan will cough up more information. Meanwhile, I have a couple of favors. First: I need someone who lives in Texas who is related to any dead celebrity: actor, singer, composer, politician, sports figure–it doesn’t matter. If you are one or know of someone, shoot me an email: emedhus@gmail.com. It’s urgent, and I’ll let you know why.

Second, please be sure to help spread the word, guys, by sharing it through all the socializing buttons you can!

Thanks, everyone!