I know I promised I’d post the audio file for the mass public channeling event where Erik tries to monopolize medium, Lisa William’s, time, but it’s too large a file for me to upload to the blog. Sadness. I really wanted you guys to hear how, without a doubt, it was our boy trying to make it to the big stage. I hope this interview (channeled by our own resident medium, Patrick) makes up for it. Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend!

Mary Mother of Jesus

This picture proves what I always suspected, MicroSoft

Windows was inspired by Jesus’ Mother!

A reader wants to ask a few questions of the woman responsible for unleashing the plague of Christianity upon the world. Yes, that was a joke, Christianity is no plague. A scourge maybe, a pandemic possibly, but not a plague.

Q:        Please describe your childhood and family life including the meeting of your husband Joseph.

MMJ:  Hello and my greetings and it is an honor to be asked forward, into your understanding as I once lived. Thank you. Not often is this requested, although often I am thought of, this method gains little ground with humanity. As you all know, if there is no video, it did not occur.

My life was unremarkable, essentially as history tells it. I met Joseph by chance although I know it was not, as it nearly never is for any human to meet a mate, as you could say. A person with whom there will be children.

Q:        Why were you chosen to be the mother of Jesus and were you aware before his birth of the person that he would be become?

MMJ:  I would not say I was chosen, this suggests it was another idea brought to me that I did not understand before being told. It was much more along the lines of my decision, my offer and my desire to do it.

No, I wasn’t aware of the person he would become but neither was he! Joseph didn’t know either. We of course understood his life plan and what he hoped to accomplish by speaking his ideas, but the effects and following were not planned for his lifetime. The hope was the planting of a seed that would eventually develop into an expanded way of thinking. What became Christianity much later.

Q:        What is the truth regarding the “Immaculate Conception” of Christ.  What is the significance of this element of the story of his birth?  Is the biblical account of his birth true (delivery in a stable, the presence of angels, visitation and gifts from the Magi)?

MMJ:  I conceived Jesus with assistance from Heaven yes, because it was necessary that it occur in the months it did, so his birth and youth would lead him to adulthood at the time he spoke. In no instance was I celibate in my relationship with his father, Joseph and I must say, there was assistance from Heaven with reproduction and conception. This happens when it is important a baby be conceived then born along a certain schedule to meet up with many other life events all involved have planned.

The significance is not to or for me as Mary his mother, it rises out of human uptightness and discomfort with intimate relations and nudity. The prohibition of anything develops control thus power to the entities able to secure the control. The following Jesus generated after his death was not a missed opportunity to others looking for control.

Look as an example to Peter and how he was also executed because he posed a threat to established power structures. This feature of humanity reigns now on Earth and the notion of an Immaculate Conception helped preserve and further the farce of filth, dirt and shame of sexual relations, thus ability to judge and control.

Yes, I gave birth in a stable and that was pretty much it.

The notions of wise men visiting is allegorical to the presence of angels, all of whom appear front & center at any birth.

Q:        Did you have any other children besides Jesus? 

MMJ:  No.

Q:        Were you present at his crucifixion and burial?   Did Jesus survive the crucifixion and if so, were you aware of his continued life?

MMJ:  He was not buried and no, I was not there for his beating, torture and assassination attempt. Yes, he survived as he has explained in other channelings, but I was not aware of that. He was taken away and went far from Judea to live out the rest of his days. I always thought he’d perished on the cross or soon after and was gone.

Q:        Many believe, based on biblical passages, that your body and soul were assumed into heaven by angels at the end of your earthly life.  Please share with us the true experience of your death.

MMJ:  My soul yes, as has yours and many others. That is not unique. All of us go back to Heaven; some run, some just jog, some walk and others are carried. Some joke around and do it aboard a bicycle or ride in an automobile.

The experience of my death was unremarkable by human ideas. It was wonderful release for me and a glorious return home, as it is for nearly all humans.

Q:        Are/were you responsible for the various apparitions at the locations of Fatima, Lourdes, Medjugorje, and others?  How and why are the locations and individuals chosen to receive your messages?

MMJ:  Yes, and many more and the individuals are not chosen to receive messages, they do this themselves in many cases, often as part of a life plan or concoct the idea during dreams. I do not choose whom shall see them, I have little opinion who does. I would prefer more violent, nasty and reprehensible people were included, both for benefit to them and those around them, but this is not my choice. I am happy and very pleased to offer my appearance and message to anyone who enjoys them and derives hope. Anyone.

Q:        Have you had other lives on Earth besides that of Mary, Mother of Jesus?

MMJ:  Yes, many before and several since.

Q:        What benefits (if any) are there to saying the rosary?

MMJ:  Your belief in what you say, the sincerity of your hopes. A simple repetition of prayers already written is also good, I say think of those as the foundation for a house. Saying the rosary is a human idea but as long as spoken or thought with goodwill and sincerity, it is beneficial. Goodwill begets itself.

Q:        What is your spiritual mission and what work are you involved with now?

MMJ:  I will say, spiritual mission is a human notion and not entirely accurate, but it is not mistaken, either. The idea there exists a delineation and even border between spiritual and carnal, mundane and enlightened, is also an Earth generated view. My mission is one and the same and always has been, to further my soul’s understanding and experience and all who might like that.

The memory and thus imagery, reputation and effect of my Earth life as Mary is a powerful thing human belief has created and given me, to appear and speak and show what can be positive and happy for humanity.

Q:        Do you have any messages or advice for humanity?

MMJ:  Life is short, as is always said. This is not true as life unfolds, it seems very long. It would seem longer and more tedious if it were known well, and the excitement and joy of life would vanish if the schedule were set out, so it isn’t shared with its actor, this screenplay we all write for life. When it comes to its great conclusion, many parts seem short and I say this to emphasize the idea, to live each moment to your benefit, joy and delight.

I would suggest, and this is my advice, each day say a prayer for the excitement of the day to be yours. It shall.