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I thought this would be the perfect topic given yesterday’s Airsoft pellet apportment!

Me: Erik, we’re going to talk about your pranks!

Jamie: Oh goodness.

Me: You’re on the hot seat. First of all, why do you prank people?

Erik: Hi Mamacita. I love you.

Me: Oh, I’m sorry! You know I love you!

I forgot to say the usual I love yous.

Erik: Everyone has to understand that we film a few in a row. We break it up because it’s easier to watch small videos. Hi everyone! This is going to be a good one because if you’re choosing to watch it, I’m going to prank your ass.

Me: So be vigilant. Be vigilant. He will.

Erik: Why do I prank? Number one, it’s my calling card. Number two; people need to have some kind of proof. I guess that’s what you guys call it. Proof or validation of something that is so far outside of their mental description of how things should be that they can’t explain it. So the unexplainable leads to learning more, leads to stretching your perspective to allow me in.

Me: Uh oh. Close the door. Quick.

Erik: That’s why I prank. I do different kinds of pranks, so not everybody is going to see the same kind.

Me: That’s true. And we’re going to talk about each separate one you do. Have you ever pranked somebody in the YouTube audience?

Erik: Yes.

Me: Good, and continue to do that. I want you to try to leave your voice on this recording, too, but let’s talk about one at a time. Apportments, you know, manifesting thing here, like one time I remember you created this Airsoft BB at the ceiling, and it dropped to the floor next to me. Tell me how you do that?

(Pause, then Jamie laughs)

Jamie: I’m not going to do it. He’s making like a 1980s magician gesture.

Again, a gesture I can’t describe!

Erik: How’s it done? Everything is made of energy. How do you make a cake? You know the recipe and the ingredients that go in it, right? You just kind of go, “Okay. Flour, eggs, milk, sugar, “ you know. You kind of whip that shit together. If I know what something is made of energetically, I can create that vibrational energy and manifest the item. The trick, now the trick is the timing. I think that’s harder than the actual physical manifestation.

Me: Well, tell me about that.

Erik: The timing?

Me: Yeah.

Erik: Well not only do I have to figure out where you’re going to be and what prank is going to be seen the best or is more noticeable, I have to choose if you’re still going to follow through with what you planned or are you going to change on me in the last minute?

Me: What do you mean?

Erik: Well, with your free will, you can choose not to walk down the hallway and you go, “Oh, I gotta go get the laundry,” and I’ve already dropped the damn BB and you totally missed it!

Me: Ah! I see.

Erik: So I have to stay in tuned to your Now constantly to get a constant feedback on exactly what you’re doing so I can present the prank to you. People like to call it “coincidence.” Bullshit!

Me: But, no. There are no confidences! So with apportments, you mimic the energy of whatever object, right?

Erik: Yeah.

Me: And then what do you do, lower its vibration so that it appears in our 3D world?

Erik: Yeah, that’s a great way of saying it. When you lower the vibrational qualities, it drops dimensions. It drops into new planes. That way, we can create it in your three dimensional world.

Me: Well I’m so glad it wasn’t a bowling ball on top of my head!

Jamie laughs.

Me: Actually I probably could get some sense knocked into me. So how do you hide things? You have done this to me dozens of times, and I find it very exasperating. The thing that you hide from me is my little index card with my to-do list on it. I’m so OCD that I have to have it on my iPhone but then I have to write it down on an index card. I love checking things off. I even have “Open mail.” “Take bath.” And you take these from me! You hide these from me! Why and how?

Erik: So true. So true. People out there, don’t hate me for dissing on my mom, but I do it not to piss you off. I do it because you don’t need these crutches. You don’t need these things. I always like to tell you if you really want to be in control, you have to just go with it. If you forget something, so you forget it. Do it later. Everything has perfect timing, but you like to clock watch. Tick tock, tick tock.

Me: Yeah. Time controls me instead of the opposite. Well how do you actually hide things? I think you told me before that there are a few ways you do it.

Erik: If it is simply about moving the location like the left side of the table to the right side of the table, then we can manipulate the space around the object and that creates a force that moves the item. So you can think of it as a magnetic force or a manipulation of a gravitational pull, creating a small warp or a void so that it affects the item or inanimate object that are around.

Me: You’re just a little physicist here!

Erik: These are similar to the vortexes that people claim to feel on certain locations on the Earth. You know, she’s not a consistent woman.

Jamie laughs.

Jamie: It was so cute. He put his hand on his hip and goes “You know she’s not a consistent woman!” She moves her head back and forth and snaps the fingers on her left hand.

The whole routine looks like what a very effeminate man would do.

Jamie: Oh my god. He’s so funny! Everything he shows me, the picture of Mother Earth, she has these dips in energy. She has different vibrations in different locations.

Erik: Being a spirit, you can use this kind of like gas in a car. We can use the shifts and the changes in elevation of her energetic vibration to help us interact with other dimensional planes around her. That’s how we can move items from one location to the other, but if I have to take it away and put it into the freezer or take it off the table and put it in your car, or—

Jamie: Hm. Get out of my head. I have these butterfly clips [for my hair] that are very special to me from a friend of mine who passed away, and I wore them Friday night. I set them on the table at my office and left them. Then I asked Amy Monday morning, ‘Where are they? Have you seem them’ I went through my purse in the back—nothing. And you know, I try not to get upset because I know they’re around, but I don’t like the fact that I don’t know where they are because they mean so much to me. In the middle of the night last night, um, my husband hoards pillows. He’ll take your pillow from you. He’s one of those guys. So my pillow had already been moved and in the middle of the night I slid my hand under it and I woke up with both of them side by side. My butterfly clips, stored underneath my pillow.

Me: Pretty cool. How did that happen?

Erik: That’s the example of removing it from one location and putting it somewhere else.

Me: Did Erik do that?

Jamie (looking around the room): Yeah. Who did that for me?

(Pause)

Jamie: Oh, act like you know everything!

Erik: I do know everything. Why do you think this is the perfect time and the perfect example?

Jamie: He claims, he claims to have done it. He was helping my friend, Mary, interact with me. I love my friend, Mary, but every time I think about her I still fall apart and cry. I don’t talk to her a lot in spirit because I still get so upset, but she wants to interact with me, so he’s helping her kind of do these things.

Erik: I love teaching others how to pull pranks, spirits and humans. I’m in it to win it on both sides. To do that, you deconstruct what it is in the same way you would when you manifest it energetically, and then it’s almost like a sci-fi teleporter kind of experience.

Me: Like, “Beam me up, Scotty?”

Erik: Yes, because remember, time’s not linear so it’s not like I had to take those clips from Jamie’s office and take 6 minutes to get to her house walking or flying through the air then physically slide them under the pillow. No. For me, these two points, these two locations, they touch, though in your eyes, in your existence, they’re like three and a half miles away.

Me: Yeah.

Erik: But they touch, so I just take it from one place and that’s it. I’m not carrying that shit around.

Jamie holds both index fingers pointing to each other out in front of her with a few millimeters between them, and then takes one and touches the other.

Me: Lazy. You’re not a pack mule. All right, is there any other way that you hide things because you said something about how you make some kind of invisibility cloak?

Erik: To mask it.

Me: Yeah. To mask it. How do you do that?

Erik: That’s the one where we’re really not doing anything to [the object.] Let’s say you lay your keys on the table and you come back and they’re gone. Then you look through the whole house. You go through everything, everything everything, everything, everything. Then thirty minutes later you look at the table and there they are. In that way, we’re really not taking them anywhere. We just manipulate the energy around it to where you can’t even see it.

Me: That’s what you did with my index cards!

Erik: Yes.

Me: All right. Now how move objects? You’ve already talked about this, but I remember there was one time at a restaurant we were having margaritas, whatever, and the salt and peppershaker started to slide off the table. It just went from almost the middle off. At first we thought maybe it was the waiter’s apron but we didn’t see it, and it did it again. Then the little plastic thing that holds the drink menu, it slid off, too. How do you do that? Tell me about how you change the energy around things.

Erik: It’s not really about me physically touching it to push because I don’t have that physical touch, but I can lower my energetic vibration to where there’s a resistance like opposing magnets. And I can get on one side and create a momentum on an object and push. So it requires me to really lower and lower my vibrational energy, but you look at your physical body and let’s say you look at your finger and it looks stagnant. It’s just there. For me, when I’m pushing a finger out to touch something, it’s actually energy that I’m moving out and back, out and back, pushing the energy out and letting it wrap around.

Jamie mimics Erik creating some circular pattern of flow in his finger: flowing out, returning, flowing out, returning.

Erik: So it’s like a hose. A water hose.

Me: Oh!

Erik: You see the water coming out, hitting and bouncing off of something. That’s what I’m doing with denser energy vibration trying to get the item to move.

Me: Are you trying to lower the vibration so that it closely mimics the level of vibration of our finger?

Erik: Yes or that it would match the item’s so that there would be a resistance.

Me: Ah. Gotcha.

Stay tuned for the last part tomorrow!