Update of the Jesus EVP: I had a YouTube comment from a filmmaker who has all sorts of equipment to analyze voices/sound. He says it’s definitely a man saying yes. So, this is probably the first time anyone has heard Jesus’s voice in over 2000 years. Wow. And he has researched Jesus’s life (I suppose for a documentary) and says that what Jamie translated was exactly what came up in his research. Always nice to have confirmation. Here’s a Facebook message he sent me:

Amazing video Elisa and thanks for posting. I’ve been researching jesus surviving the Crucifixion for some years now (as mentioned in the Qu’ran) and he confirms everything I’ve come to learn. I was also at the Tibetan monastery in Hemis where he supposedly studied for ten years – and he describes the yoga practice that helped him survive that day on the cross. (usually people spent a week on the cross, then their bones were broken – some estimate he was on it for 3 hours – Joseph of Arimethea asks for his “living body” and Pilate replies “you mean his corpse” – in Aramaic. 

The miracle of Jesus seems to be that he survived a crucifixion – and somehow that got convoluted – and later codified when the gospels were transcribed later in Rome, and they all end with the same sentence written obviously by the same author, about his “ascending into heaven.” He eventually found his way back on the silk road as “Yuz Asaf” the anointed one – and was traveling with Mary – according to a few sources I’ve seen, where he married and settled down and had children in Srinigar – and his tomb is the Roz Azul. 

I mention all this – not to convince anyone – but because in my book “Flipside” I interview a woman under deep hypnosis who claims to have known jesus – and gives the exact same description – right down to the brown eyes and not being able to be too close to him without bursting into tears. He had that affect on folks – and obviously since he’s greeting souls who’ve passed – he has shown up in a number of accounts of NDE’s (Including Todd Bumpo’s “heaven is for real.”) Now I understand why he’s showing up – as he’s usually the person who sends people back, saying “It’s not your time yet” – but when they return they report that they actually saw Jesus, to make sense of the near death event. 

Anyways, I could go on for hours – but I just wanted to say thank you thank you thank you for posting it – the truth does set people free, and there’s only love that can come from it… and thanks to Tigg Gordon for bringing it to my attention. And oh, of course, thank you Erik as well! And the one and only Quention Crisp (the author of “Naked Civil Servant” which he mentions in the interview, and who lived across the street from me here in Santa Monica).

Below, you’ll see that we don’t start with the origins of life. We start with the post 2012 era. But there was so little there that I decided to give you guys a two-fer. Enjoy.

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Me: Now that 12/21/2012 has come and gone, what’s gonna happen? Someone wants to know if it has to do with anti-matter particles.

Erik: Anti-matter particles? No.

Me: Okay.

Erik: It’s the dawn of a new era. Our solar system is gonna work differently. Our magnetic poles have shifted. It doesn’t mean the Earth is going to go up in flames. Houses are not going to be burnt. I’m not saying this to blow wind up your skirt and make you feel happy so that when the destruction comes, at least you’ll be happy. You know, I’ve always said at least have—

Jamie (to Erik): You have NOT always said that!

Erik: Well I’m saying it now!

Jamie giggles.

Erik: Urban camping.

Jamie: That’s Maitlin’s thing.

Erik: Have a week’s worth of food. Always. That’s not just for 2013. That’s common sense.

Me: Yeah, that’s always a good idea.

Erik: Yeah, it should be part of common sense. And you know the Earth is shaking and moving and changing, but it’s not all happening at once. It happens in different parts all over the world.

Me: Yeah.

Erik: And, by the way, in a human’s timeframe, a day, right?

Me: Mm hm.

Erik: Pretty quick. Well, you know what? When we look at Earth in her whole life, in her whole complete age, a day, that’s like less than a second.

Me: A blink of an eye.

Erik: Yes, so her shifts and her changes will last years, and they’ve already begun. And she probably won’t settle down again for another five years. So just get used to it. And you’re going to notice a lot of fucked up people doing a lot of fucked up things.

Me: Okay.

Erik: Ding.

That’s the “I have nothing more to say on the subject” signal Erik wants to use from now on.

Me (in a robotic tone): Message received.

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Me: How did life start on Earth, and where was its origins?

Jamie (laughing): Erik says, “We are all Africans! Woo!”

Me: No, did it come on a meteor or an asteroid or something like that?

(Long pause)

Jamie: I’m sorry. We’re arguing.

Me: Of course. You two. Do I have to separate you?

Jamie: He hit me first!

We all laugh.

Jamie: We’re talking about, um; he was going to kind of hold back.

Erik: Life did occur in several ways. It was just not one line like evolution. Evolution did play a part. There were many particles, cellular development that happened over time and effort, but there was also the mix with what you may want to call space life or alien life. And with this inter—

(Pause)

Jamie (to Erik, giggling): You just made that word up! Intercrossdimensional?

Me: Whoa. That’s a mouthful.

Jamie: That’s probably why—he’s trying to find a way to say it without saying aliens.

Me: Oh. Why? Are you being politically correct all of a sudden?

Erik: No, no. I don’t want to trigger fear in people. I want them to learn instead of run or laugh.

Me (laughing): Run or laugh!

Erik: Because when our earth was new, there was a lot of chaos in the solar system. There were a lot of meteors landing. We didn’t arrive specifically by aliens. It was a mix of what Earth was already achieving or developing and what—

(Very long pause)

Jamie (to Erik): I can tell her that.

Erik: Okay, just on a side note right here—

Me: Okay.

Erik: You choose to write if you want, Mom, but, you know… Life originated on Earth mostly in Africa where the apes kind of grew up to be human beings. We lost the hair. He did evolve from apes. Enjoy that everyone! But we were also encouraged in our growth by different alien forces. They’re in many, many, many of our ancestral stories and growth, so to say we evolved completely from animals is bullshit. But to say we got dropped from the sky by a UFO and evolved is totally bullshit, too.

Me: How did aliens encourage the growth? Did they implant something in our DNA?

Erik: Yes.

Me: How else? Did they breed with apes, or…

Erik: Not so much. No.

Me: Okay, cuz that doesn’t give me a very good graphic.

Jamie bursts out laughing.

Me: ET getting it on with Bonzo the Chimp.

Erik chuckles.

Erik: And it wasn’t really—

(Pause)

Jamie (to Erik, in a way that says, “you’re going to be in deep shit now, Buddy!): Erik!

Jamie: He’s still saying this is off the record. You can choose.

Me: Okay.

They should both know I don’t filter. Where there is controversy or criticism, there is a chance to learn,

Erik: The whole relationship and interaction with other life forces was not done out of aggression. We weren’t their slaves. We weren’t’ bred in their image or honor. There was co-habitation. It was very helpful. A lot of learning kind of experiences. Then—

Jamie (to Erik): I know. I’ve heard of this before, but I don’t understand it.

Erik: Then there was a treaty made that the “Sky People” would not return anymore. They would let the Earth grow at its own pace. That’s why they have us mostly in a monitoring state. But, you know, this is not the god that we pray to. You know, you just get into a squirrelly boat when you talk about it. I’m going to stop talking. You ask the questions.

Me: Is this one of those things where you don’t want to scare us?

Erik: I just don’t think I want to share anymore. It’s not time.

Me: Just a tiny hint?

Erik: Nope.

He’s not budging. Sigh.