The Lochness Monster

First of all, I want you all to know that we just had the alien interview. Actually, two showed up. It was absolutely fascinating.  In the session, Erik also gave me a few more details about the Malaysian Airline incident: This was not a suicide, and there was some sort of interference that was electromagnetic in nature that fried at least one computer chip. He also said that at one point the pilots tried to dismantle something (not sure what), in an attempt to fix things, but it didn’t work. All controls could only be used in manual mode. All automatic control failed. He also said that what he meant by “bad pilots” was that they didn’t respond correctly to the situation.

I’d also like to share something personal that you all might find helpful in your own lives. Saturday, I was really feeling sorry for myself. Something I was hoping for and fully expected to happen did not. So, I started to take inventory of all the losses, tragedies and hardships that seemed to have riddled my life from childhood on. Using the eBoard with Robert, I asked Erik what he could say to me given my sadness that day. He answered, “I catch your tears.” How sweet. I asked (someone very famous whose identity I can’t divulge) why all of these things have happened to me and the answer, “It’s a matter or perspective.” Then, I asked how I could stop the pattern, and he spelled out, “Allow them 2 serve you.” I then asked when this pattern will stop, and he answered, “When u see the value of pain and loss.”  Lastly, I asked for one more message from him, and he spelled out, “U r a great example of love 4 u gave up ur son to share him with the world.” That was so moving. It made me have a lump in my throat and tears in my eyes. I hope this will help.those of you who have also experienced a life of pain.

As many of you have pointed out, I messed up on yesterday’s post by putting up the wrong link for the Sex and Gender YouTube. Oops. Here it is. 

Now, let’s hear about Nessie!

Me: Can you tell me everything you know about Nessie, Erik?

(Long pause, then Jamie giggles)

Jamie: He says it like a 16-year-old girl and drops his hands with his palms facing the floor and goes, “Ah kay.”

I can just see him. I chuckle at the mental image.

Jamie: I swear; I would give Erik two careers. I would give him a career in mechanics, cars, motorcycles, something with wheels—

Me: Definitely.

He was such a motor head. Apparently he still is!

Jamie: That’s his dad’s taste. Second, I would give him a career on Saturday Night Live.

I laugh.

Jamie: There are some voices ands characters that come out of him that are hys-ter-ical, his tone of voice, how he changes his posture, I mean, and he’ll do it on a dime. It’s like, ‘God, you’ve got an actor’s gift.’

Me: Yeah, at the dinner table, his siblings would always get him to do his drag queen voice and say, “My favorite food is pizza.” He’d get his voice really deep.

Jamie belly laughs.

Jamie: That’s hysterical!

Me: Yeah!

Jamie: Okay.

Me: Oh, and he used to do Chewbacca all the time, too. He was really good at that.

Jamie (giggling): I can’t wait for that one!

I bet Nessie is tapping a fin impatiently.

Erik: The monsters in the water are RE-AL!

Me: Okay. Are there more than one?

Erik (with a tone that indicates he thinks I’m slightly impaired, because I don’t know these important things):  Uh, yeah! Yeah, there’s more than one.

Me: Dur.

Erik: We talk about Loch Ness, Sasquatch, and just because we don’t have proof, and we think we’re all fucking great and all-knowledgeable and everything cuz we’re (with arrogance) HUMAN, that they don’t exist. You know, you think you have great electronic equipment and tracking skills. That’s awesome, but there are still wonders on this Earth that you have no fucking idea about.

Me: Really?

Erik: Yeah! Man, the ocean hasn’t even been tapped out more than 1%. We’re looking at the obvious shit. There is so much that’s un-obvious.

Hm. I new Erik word, I guess.

Erik: We’ve done a lot of really cool things for the land like with animals, but myths, that’s like unicorns. Bigfoot is not a myth.

Me: Right. We talked about that.

Erik: The water monsters, not a myth. They exist, and we think, “Gosh, we’re so populated as a culture, so how come we haven’t seen it? How come we haven’t gotten our proof? Well, not everything on the Earth works the way that humans work. They don’t all live in a third dimensional world. This is a third dimensional world; I get it. I get what you’re fucking thinking—

Jamie (to Erik): Who are you talking to?

(Pause)

Erik: Mom writes everything out, so I gotta also talk to the people who are reading this shit, because they get upset.

Jamie laughs.

Erik: I don’t want people to get weirded out because we’re not living on a third dimensional world. We are, but we’re just not using it to all of it’s potential. That’s why we’re not documenting or able to document all of the incredible creatures and life forces that are out there on Earth with us. We’re not the end all, be all. We’re pretty fucking smart. We fight a lot with each other, which is pretty fucking dumb, because that makes us lose a lot of beauty on the Earth. I’ll put it this way. The belief mechanism in the human mind is the most incredible filter that you can ever put in place. If you believe that you can jump the three-foot ditch that’s filled with mud, and you step back and run and you make it, probably 98% of the time you’re going to make it. If you know that you can do it, you/re making it. If you’re doubtful, you might slip. If you know you can’t do it, you absolutely signed up to the belief that there’s no fucking way you can jump over that ditch, guess what? You’re not making it.

Me: Yeah.

Erik: So, we raise our children to think there are no monsters. “There are no monsters under your bed.” And we tell them again and again and again and again and again, so when they look out into the water where lovely Nessie lives, are they going to see a fucking monster? Hell no!

Me: Yeah, but if you saw something slithering around in the water, wouldn’t that be evidence of something?

Erik: No, because your eye would say, “Oh, look at that awkward wave.” It would immediately describe it as something you’re familiar with and that you know is possible.

It’s interesting, because I heard a story somewhere that the Native Americans were unable to see the ships of the explorers on the ocean just offshore, because it wasn’t in the realm of possibilities for them.

Me: But now people have seen something and they’re like, “Oh my god; what is that?” Now they’ve created this whole Lochness monster story.

Erik: That’s great, and those are probably the ones who believe and have heard from culture to culture and know that something exists, so they expect it.

Me: Okay.

Erik: So, science comes out there and says, “Okay. We have an open mind. We’re hunting. We’re going to get documentation and prove that this exists or doesn’t exist.” All right. That kind of energy, first of all, if you, let’s just say your went up to a rabbit in a cage, or pick something cute like a puppy. Then you go, “I’m coming to you, because I’m going to prove you’re real. What do you think that rabbit or that fucking puppy is going to do?

Me: Run away.

I forgot about the damn cage.

Erik: Take off! It’s not going to show up for that kind of energy!

I guess he forgot about the cage too.

Erik: So, way to go, scientists! The element of measurement doesn’t always work well, because once you’ve inserted yourself in that manner, you fucked with the equation.

Jamie: He’s tasking about Native Americans and how grounded and in touch with nature they are. That’s the part we’ve lost. Somewhere we decided we’re smart humans; we should fight with each other. We’ve lost that quality of getting in tune.

Me: I know. It’s sad. Humans suck! The more I hear coming out of your mouth, Erik, the more I don’t like us!

Erik: We are pretty bad creatures, and we have every capability of turning hat shit around!

Me: Maybe it’s just part of the process we have to go through.

Erik: I don’t think I want to come back and help with that.

Me: Come back. I could use the company.

Erik: Nuh uh! You’d miss me not being here like this.

Me: That’s true. So what are these Nessie creature like?

Finally we’re getting to the meat of the question.

Erik: They live in the water. They’re vey docile. They’re lovers, Mom, not fighters.

Me: Aww.

Erik: They’re community driven. They live in small family groups. They’ve been getting smaller in size, because of the size of the population and survival techniques.

Me: You mean they have to reduce their size according to what resources they have?

Erik: Yep.

Me: Okay.

Erik: They live for a really long time. They don’t really—

(Pause)

Jamie (to Erik): You’re talking about breeding?

Erik: Making families. Their family units are very small. If they’re living for over 80 to 100 years, they’ll probably only have one child. Tight units.

Jamie: I see them eating green stuff. So, he says they’re kind of like whales, and that’s why the murky water does so well, because it breeds so much protein, good food.

Erik: Good small green shit. Not how you want your bud, Mom.

Me (laughing): Oh god. You’re so bad!

Erik: Thank you.

I knew it’d eventually get to something like that.

Me: Do they have an opinion about us?

Gulp

Erik: They don’t really think about us. They’re more interested in their livelihood, their lives.

Me: Okay. How many are there?

(Pause)

Jamie: God, he only shows me like five, maybe.

Me: That’s it? Wow.

Jamie: It’s not a lot at all.

Me: But if they lived so long, it seems like there would be more!

Erik: No, because they get so large, or they used to, and the breeding grounds are so small.

Me: Oh okay. Are they in places other than Lochness?

Erik: Yes.

Me: In other lochs?

Erik: Yes.

Me: What about other places in the world?

Erik: No. Only in that region.

Me: Okay. So, it’s not like Bigfoot who are strange creatures who can cross dimensions? They’re just your usual whale type animal?

Erik: Yeah, with kind of leg fins.

Me: Leg fins. Okay.

Jamie: You know what they remind me of from the images he’s giving me are those dinosaurs with the long necks that would eat the vegetation. I’m so sorry. I don’t know the name of that dinosaur.

Me: The one that was in the water? I can just see a picture.

Jamie: I don’t know if they were in the water. In my head, I see them more walking on the land.

Me: Are they related to those, Erik?

Erik: Yes.

Me: So, basically, they’re descendants of dinosaurs.

Erik: Yeah.

Me: Interesting. They drew the lucky card, didn’t they?

Erik: That, cockroaches and alligators.

Me: Alligators? Okay. Anything else on Nessie?

Erik: Nah, just that I’m not going to wait for that shit.

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Here’s one of the dinosaurs that lived in the water. Nessie’s distant relative?

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Don’t forget to sign up for the March 26th online channeling. Jamie will trance channel Erik so you can ask him questions. After entering Jamie’s body, you’ll see his typical facial expression and body movements. Anyone who has attended these trance channeling events can attest to the fact that they’re very funny as well as insightful. Sign up HERE.

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